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Fri May 9, 2014

Panel Round One

Originally published on Sat May 10, 2014 10:49 am

Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Brian, you're probably familiar with Miley Cyrus's hit song "Wrecking Ball."

BRIAN BABYLON: No.

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(Laughing)

(Laughing)

SAGAL: If I know you, you're watching the video with the sound off, Brian.

BABYLON: No. OK, OK.

SAGAL: OK, anyway. It's the one where she's, like, naked and singing I came in like a wrecking ball. Well, that song was criticized this week - came in for significant criticism from whom?

(LAUGHTER)

BABYLON: It's not Tipper Gore. She doesn't do that anymore.

SAGAL: No.

BABYLON: OK, she's out of that game.

SAGAL: No.

BABYLON: OK. Give me a hint.

SAGAL: Instead of being published in, say, Rolling Stone or a music magazine, this criticism was published in a peer-reviewed journal.

BABYLON: Like a doctor thing? Like other doctors write about?

SAGAL: Yeah, doctors.

BABYLON: Oh, this procedure.

SAGAL: More broadly. Who else wears white coats like doctors?

BABYLON: Psychologically Today?

(LAUGHTER)

BABYLON: I don't know. I - honestly. This is...

: I don't know either.

SAGAL: Tom, you look like you know this. You want to take it?

TOM BODETT: Scientists?

SAGAL: Scientists, yes.

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SAGAL: Scientists.

BABYLON: Oh, man.

BODETT: Newtonian scientists.

SAGAL: Yeah, physicists specifically. Apparently, all the actual science that needs doing has been done because researchers at England's...

BABYLON: Man...

SAGAL: ...University of Leicester decided to find out what would happen if indeed Miley Cyrus were to take the place of a wrecking ball.

: Oh, no.

SAGAL: They determined that a woman of her height and weight would need to be swinging at about 360 miles per hour...

: Oh, dear.

SAGAL: ...In order to bash through the walls of someone's house. Based on this, the researcher concludes, quote, "it is clear that a human being cannot possess the characteristics of a wrecking ball without sustaining significant injury."

: I don't know. I feel like the only thing they may not be taking into account, though, is how dense Miley Cyrus actually is.

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